Abbas Haider Ali

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Who am I?

I am Abbas Haider Ali. Based out of Washington DC, I work with software companies on the sales side of their business. Specifically, I take my passion for all things tech + what my company does and use it to drive revenue. My roles have ranged from systems & sales engieering, to product management and strategy.

I love to win and bring that to the companies that I work for. Right now, that's xMatters, a company that makes relevance engines.

What on earth is that? Think of it this way, there are lots of tools and processes that our clients (Global 2000) use. They're supposed to empower people but do so only when you're staring at them or someone alerts you to do so. Relevance engines bridge the gap between these systems and the people that need to be connected to them. Not everyone all the time (that would be irrelevant), but just to the people that need information at that specific time based on their role, date, time, interests, location, status, etc. Add to that multi-channel communication (email, phone, SMS, etc.) and make it two-way communication with a dash of mobile apps, and you have yourself a purpose built relevance engine. We make them for IT, Business Continuity, Emergency Communications, Customer Communications, and others. Check the website for more.

Aside from my work (yes, I am a self-admitted workaholic) and technology/gadgets of all flavors, I love to travel, enjoy fast cars, and the occasial walk on the beach.

I love helping people out, so whether it's expertise, looking for a job, advice, or whatever - reach out.

And now for the disclaimer - My blog will contain references to products, companies, tech industry in general, stocks, and mutual funds at times. In all these cases, unless explicitly stated otherwise, opinions are strictly my own and do not reflect those of my employer (past, present, or future).

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Teen Who "Sees" with Echolocation (yes, like a Dolphin)

CBS story about this amazing kid who blind from the age of 3, taught himself how to see by making clicking noises and hearing the echos. Basically, he's Marvel Comics' Daredevil, but way cooler. Wow.

-AHA.

Jul
1

IT vs. Sales in an Epic Nerf Battle

This is one of the funniest workplace videos I've seen in a long time. Great production too.

- Watch more free videos

AHA.

Jun
20

Genius - That's What All These People Possess

Title says it all.

Darwin Award Dimwits II - Attack of the Dimwit - Watch more free videos

AHA.

Feb
14

Creepy Art - Eyes That Actually Follow You

This could start a whole new trend of weird art projects. This eye is designed to track movement and copy blinking rates. Creepy.

[via Gizmodo]

AHA.

Feb
14

Bird Poops in Reporters Mouth

What the title says.

AHA.

Jan
25

Now This is How You Keep a Car Clean!

via [sclipo]

AHA.

Dec
24

Window Washer - Lucrative Career Path?

When someone asks me, "What would be a good job to aim for? One that provides financial security, stability, and is largely recession proof?" I don't typically consider suggesting Window Washing. I may just have to add it to my list.

via [5min]

AHA.

Dec
24

Ridiculously Funny Videos of Songs w/ Misheard Lyrics

Ever hear a song and think that you know exactly what they're saying and realize later that you were way off? Happens to me all the time. These guys did a great job of picking some songs and incorporating text and related graphics to all these misheard lyrics.

I've included a couple in the post, but you can find all of them on YouTube by searching for "misheard lyrics".

Some other gems:
Sean Paul - We Be Burnin'
Queen - We Will Rock You
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Scar Tissue

AHA.

Dec
6